Breedwell
Dickmatized Thong
Dickmatized Thong
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Fit & sizing: Breedwell · First-harness guide
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Get thick-ma-tized.
There ain't nothin' wrong with a thong that can gather the men. Our Dickmatized Thong — the only thong on the market that'll make sure all eyes are on your prize — will have the "gaze" of the gays. No one can resist the sexy geometric design, the soft buttery fabric, the flattering "lengthening" and "projecting" pouch, and all of our signature bells and whistles. Get yours now and let the dickmatizing begin!
Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
Check the chart for your exact style. Letter sizes are not interchangeable across brands or product lines.
Shipping & Discretion
Shipping & Discretion
Every order ships in plain, discreet outer packaging.
